Were sending some over to you now. Bruce confirmed, working fast. "Hey Fri, where's dad?" He looked up, glaring at them. Tony sat up to place his hand on Peters back, Rhodey following suit. Kid- Tony tried to interject. Ned was the first since his house was closer to the school. Because, I almost killed the sweetest teenager on the face of the planet, And thats the story of how Peter almost died on Christmas Eve. Do you really want to hear me say it?. Nothing happened. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. My parents raised me in London since I was born, but when they died I moved here with my uncle Ben and aunt May. The more they meet the more they flirt as he realizes she's a vigilante, until her capture. . He was born in Queens, when his parents were visiting Ben and May. I am begging you." Peter pleaded and elbowed Ned in the side when he started laughing. Chapters are not connected unless stated otherwiseTags may only affect certain chapters. This was about more than just the Accords. No matter what anyone said to him, he felt responsible for what happened to Peter. I was ten when someone," he sent a pointed glare at Bucky who had been revealed as the culprit "bombed my parents plane. Taking suggestions for the name bc it started out as a wholesome idea then gained consciousness. Protective Natasha Romanov. "Sorry to interrupt, but where exactly are we going?" Rhodey asked on behalf of everyone. He recognised the crazed look in their eyes, it was the same look he had seen in his Uncle Ben's murderer moments before the trigger had been pulled. Christmas can wait until youre feeling a bit better, kid. These cookies arent gonna bake themselves. It was Peppers turn to chuckle as Tony bowed towards Rhodey in compliance. Peter woke up and forgot for a few minutes. Then he was late to the bus. (Most of them have Spidey as an antihero or little bit darker and brutal than its comic counterpart) 3)Web of Justice by ScarletScriber (JL crossover) 4)The Amazing Spider-Man: True Purpose by Secret Agent Man Jp Peter didn't look away from Steve, whom he was now glaring directly at. His two internship options. you know what would be the ultimate christmas gift to me? "But what's up with your accent?". Peppermint is known to repel spiders, and can be lethal in large quantities., In which Peter gives Tony and the gang a rather festive health scare on Christmas Eve. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? The Avengers have been a rotating cast, the only real mainstays are Thor/Cap/Iron Man. Where DUM-E is lonely, so four-year-old Peter crushes Avengers' meeting to tell his dad about this. Tony was sat in between Rhodey and Peter, the latter leaning against his chest, having his curls played with absent mindedly. . 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I am." Then he moved into Avengers Tower and he told Tony his tale. Oh.. Peter whimpered as they did so. Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers And theres no way of knowing how Peters advanced healing will react with the new tissue.. He blinked a few times, a confused look on his face, before he made a feeble attempt at speaking. Peter stiffened, walked over to his dad briskly, patted him on the shoulder and pulled a seat up in between him and Vision. From Irondad prompt #53 by @itsmechara426 on her @irondadmadlads blog! OR Social Anxiety or a Bitch? Hands Peter leaned forward and coughed into his hand. Peter hoped so because those were the kind of apology cookies that Stark was going to get. They wanted me to stop talking in my accent but it was stuck to me since it was a painful memory of what happened , so I practiced the American accent and spoke it in public and since then everyone assumes I'm American but here I speak normally." At least that's what she had thought until her two friends found a time traveling device lying around outside College student Peter Parker is poor. When missions come up, I will be cordial but I will not spend time with traitors for fun. Almost everyone that knows Peter has a soft spot for him. He's the kind of person to help others when needed, like the Avengers were supposed to. Captain America stood tall and regal, nothing like the PSAs Peter had seen throughout his school years. Tuve que limpiar mi cuarto y mi cabello que tarda un puto rato. And boy, did he find one, Peter was boiling. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Unfortunately, the two of you are interrupted, but Peter will more than make up for it later. Due to a misunderstanding, Deadpool tracks down Peter Parker in an attempt to uncover the information he believes Peter has on Daredevil. The Avengers Find Out Peter Parker is Spider-Man Post-Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Steve Rogers Feels Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad" Spider Man stumbles into the tower with a serious wound looking for Tony, only to find himself face to face with Captain America and the Black Widow, who aren't supposed to be there. (Or: Peter makes a mistake and feels guilty.). Tony sat closer to Peters bed, carefully grabbing one of his bandaged hands. morethanastan on Tumblr She knew what he was thinking, of telling Tony the truth, she just nodded and Peter said," I was never American in first place, I'm from Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England. Peter's life as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Well, this could be awkward. don't question the title i didn't know what else to call this so I just used a quote I said. The dough, Peter was helping me make them, he was handling it., And he ate a lot of them, too.. Bruce finished. Look I'm warning you one more joke and I'm breaking all your arrows and bows, painting your room purple with feathers, and banning you from the vents. Tony walked over to Peter and linked their arms, leaving behind a stunned group of Avengers. Then, they returned to England with his parents and was declared a citizen of England. Tony tossed a cloud of flour in both Peter and Rhodeys direction, their laughter rising over The kid just has a way of making almost anyone he meets fond of him. Peter shrugged at him. 1)All Spidey oneshots by HItsuzen278 is gold.They are in Spanish though 2)All spidey stories by HandassassinSpiderman. "Don't you dare disrespect my father like that again. Ned wanted to show me this new comic book he got which actually looked really cool, I think im going to borrow it, The brunette dropped his bag on the floor and automatically made his way to his corner of the lab, never looking up from his notes, oblivious to the other teenager in the room. (Aloysius, you're damned retarded, but you can not understand that. And when Peter gets sick from an allergic reaction (it is an allergic reaction, right?) Tony then started laughing at Clint rolling in the floor at what Peter was about to do. The Compound kitchen had gone from the baking zone to the cooking zone, as Pepper, now joined by Bruce, prepared the various dishes for their Christmas dinner. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "A lot of fucked up shit has happened involving Peter Parker and his identity, but never in his life has his secret identity been in the hands of a crazed mass murdered. Meanwhile Peter begins to discover things about his biological mother he never knew. lets make it BELIEVABLERealistic take on peters inevitable trauma from the crap he has to deal with on a daily basisWill-they-won't-they, love triangle, relationships, and all the friendshipsAnd most importantly, my fav: *drumroll* a HECK ton of sarcasm.Give it a whirl, thisll be a fun one :). Because After the incident with Doctor Octopus, things finally seem like its going to get better. His heart was in his throat and Peter stood again. "Mista Stark!" The genius bumped his head in shock at the sudden intrusion. When he got there, the door was locked. Two contrasting boys meet, will they get along? I didn't say or do anything." Well, not this crazed mass murderer God, his life fucking sucks.". I've had to clean my room and hair that takes fucking time. He got there to see a giant plate of waffles. Btw this is a old draft from last year so if it's bad don't blame now me but past me ok?. Mira marica hable espanol queahhhh sorry I got mad at Clint and spoke Spanish," said Peter like it was obvious. First Clint dumped a bucket of glitter on him to wake up. He stopped dead in his tracks. And wakes up on the 30th April 2016, three days before Lagos. Mr. Stark wasn't buying it, however. Soon everyone learned not to mess with Peter and take his threats seriously. Money. Rhodey cleared his throat loudly, causing Pepper and Tony to break apart. Your accent isn't fake." as well as Around 5:45, Peters eyes fluttered. Hes reacting as a spider would, but it appears to be a much more intense reaction. She observed. Then, his uncle. Tony grunted as he and Rhodey moved Peter to the large machine. Tony Stark loves to learn. Work Search: Peter used his powers to run to Tony's lab in under a minute. It was all being kept in the fridge for when they could all eat together as a family. He said through gritted teeth. Field Trip. That was just the cherry on the top. Soon Peter screamed,"Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.". "What're you talking about? Peter wakes up in the compound medbay after his fight with Toomes goes just slightly worse than it did in canon. But he had the right mind to bite his tongue. Tony and Harley cut their conversation and turned their attention away from the Iron Man suit laying open on the table and towards the boy. Clint, soon realizing his mistake, tried to make a run but Peter was faster and grabbed him by the ear. " You talked in a smooth British accent like you where from there now explain, since when are you british?" When he got to his door he saw the door unlocked thinking May was home. " He looked over at Tony, pretending to be upset. You know I wouldnt be doing this if I didnt think youd come out okay. Peters eyes darted across Tonys face for a few seconds more before he tore his hand off of Tonys wrist. "Oh. It's almost funny, my colleagues are Barend and Claudius, and we're your worst nightmare. Then my first girlfriend was killed, bled out in my arms. The genius bumped his head in shock at the sudden intrusion. ", "Well, I was going to have Pepper do the business meeting in London but I thought I'd do it instead. Well, bird brain he is doing what he said which is breaking all your bows and arrows, painting your room purple with feathers, and banning you from the vents," Tony said smirking. A quiet evening with your boyfriend Peter Parker turns into something a little more heated. Rhodey gently placed one hand on his bouncing knee, not to make it still, but to let him know he was there. Kudos: 5 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 88 screamed Peter storming in the living room where all the Avengers were. Bruce was by their sides now as well, all three turning their attention to Peter. Maybe, if he asked nicely, Tony would buy them a vacation home in the town he was originally from. At least he left the choice to come back up to them instead of forcing them to stick around. Peter was walking around town when he got a message, interrupting the music he was blasting into his ears through his earbuds. And thats the story of how Peter almost died on Christmas Eve. Nothing but noo you just had to come and do this stupid thing. Peter used his powers to run to Tony's lab in under a minute. My aunt and Tony are the only people who have steadily been there for me. He ate some quickly. Fri, whats going on? Tony asked as Bruce tried asking Peter the same question. "Oh, just that I don't think I have that high of an iq." If you substitute the peppermint for something else so I can still have some cookies, we can call it even? Peter proposed, lifting his hand from Rhodeys lap. As it should be. She replied. A mischievous magic user taunts SHIELD until they send Captain America after her. The reaction seems to be in response to peppermint, boss. Friday supplied. Tony did his best to ignore the feeling of vomit sliding down his back as he followed Rhodey and Bruce to the med bay, comforting Peter the whole way there. ALSO this is heavily inspired by the book what if its us 100% recommend. Peter had his jaw to the floor, the COMPOUND!!!!! One-shots for Peter ParkerRequests: Open! With a man claiming to know Peters father Richard, trying hard to create a serum that will give him back his arm and the budding romance between Gwen and Peter, things are getting pretty stressful. Just a way that he really needs to find out what the fuck goes on in there. Add that one to the Peter Parker files. Tony immediately regretted letting go of his kid, both his hands pressing hard against the thick glass of the machine. "Thanks mate!" Peter Parker speaks Italian | Archive of Our Own Peter knows Tony doesnt forget on purpose, and he knows that Tony means well with his concern. Looks like Penny has one more thing to worry about. He set the tray down to cool just as Pepper walked in, grocery bags in hand and snow melting in her hair. That sixth sense went off, and Peter ducked. Black Widow and Hawkeye fit better because they're good supporting characters. Peter grinned and shot a few webs, sticking the murderers feet to the floor to ensure they couldn't run, not that they'd get far. He'd have to ask his father if he could visit York soon. He couldn't wait so he could go to Mr.Stark's lab to update his suit as they had agreed. After escaping Hydra's tight grasp, the dangerous female assassin was left with nothing. Technically. Of course not. Tony spoke against her cool lips. Peter signed to his father that they were leaving. He slammed Steve's head on the table again. Essentially, she was allowing him to go back to his home town. I.. PETER! Tony all but shouted, a knowing smirk on his face as the kid finally settled, he looked up and blinked a few times, tilting his head to the side like a puppy. This work could have adult content. Just let it happen." He knew the kid could understand everything the murderers were saying and they could use that to their advantage "Pity.". Said Mr. Stark umm.. The Cradle can repair and print new tissue for his hands, no problem. She started. "Oh! So I'm making us a list of things we gotta do.". Some of them only knew one and Peter that's like half their age knew five. She sounded irritated. The Stark family has started to mend the broken bond between them and the rogue avengers. Tony went to pick Peter up, but knew that if he picked him up with his head tilted back he could choke on his own puke. screamed Peter gripping his ear hard and hitting him with his slipper in his hand looking like a one of those movie latin moms. Said Tony dragging Peter out of the apartment to the compound. Rhodey..? He questioned. A few other chaps from other schools might be coming but it's a full ride! She walked up to Tony and kissed him on the cheek, giggling at the flour all over the kitchen. Still tired.. Peter said to no one in particular as his eyes slipped shut, like he was just realizing it. But now he has a chance. Sassy Peter Parker - Works | Archive of Our Own ", "Geez kid." Then he started dating Mj. Then, they returned to England with his parents and was declared a citizen of England. What about Christmas? Peter asked. He ingested peppermint oil, and its not sitting so well with his spider DNA. Helen was silent for a moment as Bruce looked over him. Still the best birthday present youve ever gotten me. Rhodey smiled as he continued teaching Peter how the cookie press worked. I have to take my son out to see his Aunt now. Isn't that great! Brad would just like to know who, exactly, Peters dad is. When the bell rang, Peter was already out of how fast he ran.